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Matt. 19. Gay. Go terps.

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via shouldnt)

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

(via shouldnt)

edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

(via phukers)

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via lazyandgay)

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via lazyandgay)

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

image

(via lazyandgay)

shes-universal:

*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

(via fcukyeah)

radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

(via flyingtoasters)