"you are what you eat"
the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog
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basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
If only it said suck.
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Can everyone just be like Dylan?
"could be gayer"
a review (via hauntter)
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person: what r u doin
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be