it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
Highly emotional photo of a skeleton soldier on the battlefield, exhausted, from fighting off so many fuckboys
The Skeleton War takes its toll on us all
tired and weary bones
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
•BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE
•FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN
•RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE
•SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE
•ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”
•EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”
#a song written by bucky barnes circa 1940