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and so is my blog. Matt. 19. Gay. Go terps.

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(via ohgod-whydididothat)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

(via daddywhorebucks)

kanayastrider:

acolderindigo:

Say what you want about avatar, but at least it has multiple examples of the avatar being women and/or PoC, unlike a certain other show with a reincarnating character who somehow is always a white guy. 

(via ohgod-whydididothat)

sailorspookiter:

the “token queer character” trope is hilarious to me because how many queer people do you know who willingly surround themselves with cis straight friends I mean really

(Source: tenjouutena, via ohgod-whydididothat)

luneprism:

When white western men condemn muslim men for misogyny, they’re not doing it because they give a fuck about women, because if they did they’d start by addressing the sexism they perpetuate personally. They don’t give a fuck about women, they want an excuse to be racist. 

(via ohgod-whydididothat)

existentialperplexa said: The Belly button

there is nothing wrong with my belly button

doesmymusicoffendyou:

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